sodding_gasbag

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SLPT Not sure if you want kids? Have a test kid, if you don't like it you can always return it. (sh.itjust.works)
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SLPT after vomiting you can use a bidet to rinse your mouth out. (sh.itjust.works)
 

another useful feature of a bidet and another reason to get one!

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SLPT Laminate your paper towels and toilet paper so they can be reused easier. (sh.itjust.works)
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SLPT don't forget to put an airtag on your new airtag! Those things are small and easy to misplace. (sh.itjust.works)
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SLPT if you find a hornets nest make sure to extract the honey from it before getting rid of it. (sh.itjust.works)
 

They make the best honey

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SLPT No condom? Just use a latex glove, it can be used 5 times even better! 10 if you turn it inside out! (sh.itjust.works)
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SLPT If the stupid carbon monoxide alarm keeps going off, take the batteries out of it. It must be malfunctioning! (sh.itjust.works)
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SLPT If you feel nervous when at the dentist, just start licking and sucking on the dentists fingers to calm yourself down. (sh.itjust.works)
 

Kind of like a pacifier.