shadowscale

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

in case others don't know, the ((())) means jews. because it's always antisemitism. every fucking time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

okay but like for real, i'd trust snack mascots more if they looked like they just went to fucking town those snacks

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

hwat do you mean there's only soup?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

i honestly love tests like this. i don't learn anything new about myself, but if a future partner cares about my sexuality to this level, it'd be cool to show them

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

mittens has constant attack eyes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

i'm pretty sure that's Baphomet, or Baphie

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

look, the last time i tried to make eye contact i couldn't see for like, 10 minutes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

jesus christ i know i'm fucked when this didn't shock me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

yeah that's why he said his grandma could run faster cause he sure as hell can't

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

of course he's a cop, that's why he's always asking if i like kissing boys

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIVE

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

you can call out for any reason if you lie

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