rugburn

But... isn't that where a responsible firearm owner keeps their weapon?

I tried. It's not dishwasher safe though, now it tastes like rust and less like freedom

Probably gross, but I'm sure they taste at least a little better than my Glock

I fear no man... but that... thing... scares the hell out of me

I'd ask for a refund

Well son, it's better to regret something you have done than something you havent....

The song "Satan" by Orbital

What's all this fooos aboot?

I hate you for this

Like something from a Saw movie

Not sure about the tangy BBQ being by the kitten's ass...

I tried but I was furiously maturating at work and was in the middle of getting fired and arrested at the same time. Sorry about that.