occhionaut

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Do not come.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

It would also be much easier to conquer than Taiwan.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Take the recent Chinese intelligence scandals coming out about their nukes having water in the fuel tanks and silo caps that cant retract. I believe wholeheartedly that corruption has stolen most of the nails from the thermonuclear hands in both Russia and China. Probably even NK too, to some extent.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

"guys, did that flower just talk..?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Nah, dont worry about em. Theyll be o-clay.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

and nobody tell him he can squeeze the sides to unstick most of it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

"this 'nana, gaang"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

No straw. No pause. As fast as you can. Brainfreeze isnt real, its just another woke mindvirus keyword meant to steal your cum or smn

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Its incredible how accurately you can predict projections with the GOP

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

insert quip here

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