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They're so strange! Like, what's all that going on in there?

Nahhh, sleeping with a replicant is like my biggest dream...

You’ll need a dedicated macro lens to achieve true macros. This isn’t a true macro, but the fusion camera on the new iPhones is a great tool. I am pleased with the results I’ve been seeing from it.

It’s important to be honest about yourself lmao.

We tried without success. Face ID requires more than just a retina to unlock.

You really need a dedicated macro lens for this type of shot with a DSLR or mirrorless camera. My phones camera lens was nearly touching her eye and made getting the perfect shot difficult.

You can have it…I’ll mail it to you. What’s your address?

She hates me so it kinda evens out.

This was taken with an iPhone 16 Pro Max using the default camera, and edited with the default photos app. The macro mode on this phone is impressive.

Jokes on you she only has Doge in there.

Enjoy! Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.

She stares at me when I sleep…