neroiscariot

joined 4 years ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

She's going to have to battle Nestor first

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Put that antique flintlock to use, sport!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Pinning the weasel has its consequences, Sammy-boy.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

Please let this man shit himself to death on the congressional floor. Please

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I have been saying this to my friends a lot. I commute about 60 miles a day...the amount of people I see driving like lunatics is just going up exponentially...and I cannot help but interpret it as a sign of the mental breakdown of society.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

It's still the dog days of summer...let the man enjoy himself

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Wel-fuckin-come

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Pig poop Brandon?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think the Dutch skated on a lot of terrible shit, because they convinced the world they were all about tulips and clogs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love that first version, I went with the wishy washy all languages version because it gives me fleeting hope

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

Pfft we're on the unavoidable thing on Maui now, but slava until we mark them as terrorists and then have to invade and seize the remains of their private sector...a few bad apples

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"more perfect union.". I rest my case.

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