mattd

joined 2 years ago
[–] mattd 4 points 9 months ago

Hymns here! Get ‘em while they’re holy!

[–] mattd 8 points 9 months ago

As for Science versus Religion, I'm issuing a restraining order. Religion must stay 500 yards from Science at all times

[–] mattd 6 points 9 months ago (4 children)
[–] mattd 4 points 9 months ago

You’re not president!

[–] mattd 9 points 9 months ago

She went to Ball State

[–] mattd 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh crap! I definitely shouldn’t have said it was an illegal account!

[–] mattd 2 points 9 months ago

His story checks out

[–] mattd 9 points 9 months ago

And incidentally, thanks for not making fun of my genitalia.

I thought I did.

[–] mattd 1 points 10 months ago

This might be the fastest solve for me, only a couple of minutes

Strands #127
“Rise and shine”
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[–] mattd 1 points 10 months ago

The most surreal moment came as I noticed the faint sounds of my daughter and her puppy watching Bluey together down the hall, right as a subscriber was waxing poetic about how much he wanted to eat a macaron from between my ass cheeks; the juxtaposition made me question the entire course of my life.

[–] mattd 11 points 10 months ago (4 children)
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