lazyneet

joined 1 year ago
[–] lazyneet 16 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

As a pansexual BDSM bottom I'm always looking for weird things. The thing that stuck out the most to me was the girl that wanted me to kill her. I did not oblige. We were very drunk.

[–] lazyneet 3 points 6 months ago

It was interesting. He's such a cutie. He said he'd message me later, but he already has 2 partners who he's been with for a while. I never did fuck him with my dick, mainly because I felt bad about not being able to take much of a pounding myself. He said I might have a hemorrhoid. I hope I get to go another round with him. I hope he still likes me.

[–] lazyneet 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Thanks man, I feel incredibly lucky. He messaged me this morning and I made a Ghostbusters reference that probably made me sound like a retard. I'm so far removed from a power top I'm afraid I might have the same problems with him as I do with girls. I could fuck his ass, maybe fist him, choke him a little, but all the while I'd be in awe of how cute he is and doing infantile things because really I want a cutie to top me. I hope there aren't other misunderstandings. I'm not a chastity bottom and I do like dicks, but I'm afraid of getting too deep into the philosophy of gender with him. He could easily pass for a cis girl, and I'm terribly worried that he's sensitive like one.

[–] lazyneet 6 points 7 months ago (4 children)

The usual community get-together shenanigans without any sexy times. BUT a guy I talked to on Scruff last week agreed to meet me this Friday. He's adorable in so many ways, and despite having that spark of youth he's exactly my age. I want to swallow him whole. He's a locked bottom and wants me to top aggressively. We're both at about the same level of kink I think. I feel something tremendous.

[–] lazyneet -1 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I don't know why people are downvoting this. Thanks for reviving a dead board. In the same way that BDSM represents at least 80% of the LGBT community (see: leather pride flag), furries and the like probably represent a similar portion. (I might be a rare exception as someone who isn't currently a furry, but I do wear cat ears sometimes.) There are furry pride flag designs with a paw in the center, which I think look better than your design. I realize the ears and tail probably represent a broader range of diversity (like the progress pride flag vs the gay pride flag) but symbol recognition is important when so few furry-adjacent pride flags are currently flown (at least in the spaces I frequent).

[–] lazyneet 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I only know of lemmy.blahaj.zone and yiffit.net

[–] lazyneet 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

😳 I hope the little buddy is ok 😘

[–] lazyneet 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Arr, I've been cruising for booty and I see you got your sealegs! Cum aboard and I'll make you my first mate! 🏴‍☠️💦

[–] lazyneet 3 points 7 months ago

Aww you're such a cutie I would woof you so hard

[–] lazyneet 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Not everyone with breasts is a woman, or queer for that matter. There are plenty of bigger guys with moobs. I'd like to know if those daddies get off on nipple/breast play as much as I do.

[–] lazyneet 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Someone please fuck me in this mormon baptist meth factory town

[–] lazyneet 3 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Sounds like I should ~~bark~~ woof at some of them, since I guess it isn't rude.

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