joaomarrom

joined 4 years ago
[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago

produ- I mean, reduction!

[–] [email protected] 69 points 7 months ago (15 children)

Absolutely horrific.

At this point it's trite to say that if this had happened in any other country, there would be incessant media outcry about it. That goes without saying. What I think is interesting is the nature of these experimental execution methods (god what an awful phrase). Who are they for? What is the purpose of this?

We can clearly see that it's not to make it painless for the inmate. It's also not to make it more efficient and quick, the guy choked and thrashed around for ten minutes. So what is the point of even experimenting with ways to kill a person? Is it merely supposed to be bloodless, to make cleaning up easier after the fact? A firing squad is quicker and relatively painless, because the person dies in a couple of seconds, rather than minutes, but it does make a mess.

I just don't get it. If that person should die, then why go through all this fucking trouble when you can just shoot them, or alternatively shoot them up with enough fentanyl to kill a horse? Bullets and fentanyl are cheap. Cheaper than nitrogen gas, I presume. Sometimes it feels like the sadistic fucks in charge of this theater (and it is a theater, curtains and all) are just trying some new shit to see what it will do. Experimenting for its own sake.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 7 months ago

tankies will be tankies, they'll never recognize the genius and wisdom of the fainting goat strategy

[–] [email protected] 67 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I'm not up to speed with the whole border policy thing aside from knowing that kids are still in cages, which is pretty much all I need to know

having said that, isn't this essentially just immediately accepting defeat to the republicans before the conflict even starts? isn't this sternly-worded statement just "okay okay, I'll do what you want, happy now?", or am I reading it wrong?

[–] [email protected] 85 points 7 months ago (3 children)

that's epic, now the republicans have to choose between doing what they wanted to do or getting what they wanted to get

masterful gambit by dark brandon

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (25 children)

reddit and being weird about male circumcision

name a more iconic duo

edit: shit what have I done

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

you gotta hand it to A24, though... this is one hell of an ambitious marketing campaign

[–] [email protected] 47 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

why are you complaining so much? the Doritos™ Dew™ verification can is sugar-free and ethically sourced, and it actually tastes pretty good!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago

no, his hair went like that after this happened when he was trying to shoot some children inside a house:

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

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Edit: added one more 🔻 because it was 21 IDF generals and majors who died. Also, please stop upvoting this comment so that it'll be one upvote per 🔻, that pleases me

[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago (4 children)

at this point I don't know what would be funnier, Joe Biden or Trump getting elected

[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago

psyching myself up for the marathon by pretending I'm a locomotive

 

yet another banger from Donny Benét, the man who is living proof that you do not need to conform to beauty standards to be sexy as hell

 

This game has so much soul, its gameplay probably feels dated as hell nowadays (haven't played it in years) but it's still in my top 3 best written games ever, along with Planescape Torment and Disco Elysium.

I first played it more than a decade ago and I still think about this poem sometimes.

With bony hands I hold my partner

On soulless feet we cross the floor

The music stops as if to answer

An empty knocking at the door

It seems his skin was sweet as mango

When last I held him to my breast

But now we dance this grim fandango

And will four years before we rest.

 

I've been listening to a lot of YKS, Guys and Boonta Vista recently and I think they are hilarious. I used to listen to Beep Beep Lettuce a lot and I find that nowadays they're not as funny as they used to be a year or two ago.

I want more funny and stupid shit to listen to, and although Chapo and Trashfuture do make me laugh from time to time, they're not very consistently funny.

I'm looking for funny, silly shit, preferably from comrades. I've already got plenty of political content that I often listen to, so right now I'm just looking for stupid laughs. Any suggestions?

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