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Where are they going to store it all?

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Wenn du mal in England bist, gönn dir Apple rhubarb crumble. Geilster scheiß überhaupt

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Ist ganz einfach, such dir ein richtig teures Hobby, gib es auf und sag dann einfach immer: "Immer noch günstiger als ne neue Uhr"

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Was stoppt zumeist Gesichtsbesamung

Ist viel zu starke Sackbehaarung

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Sag doch, dass du Hilfe beim Dichten brauchst. Zum Beispiel: Sackbehaarung

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Trottel. Mit denen werden die Reptiloiden kurzen Prozess machen, wenn sie die Erde übernehmen

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Ist das dieses 3718495827€-T-shirt?

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Schachmatt, Digitalisierung!

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Lebenshack: Diesel mit Frittieröl betanken. Riecht auch besser

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Geht doch noch

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"Frau Hübler bitte zum Käseschrank!"

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Verdammte Algen!

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‘Alien corpses’ shown to Mexican Congress (www.independent.co.uk)

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“Non-human” alien corpses have been displayed to Mexican politicians at Congress.

The two small alleged alien corpses, retrieved from Cusco, Peru, were presented in windowed boxes in Mexico City on Wednesday, stirring excitement within the UFO conspiracy theorist community.

The event was spearheaded by journalist and ufologist Jaime Maussan, who testified under oath that the mummified specimens are not part of “our terrestrial evolution”, with almost a third of their DNA remaining “unknown”, reported Mexican media.