goose

joined 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

This is the final evolution of “hey kid, don’t quit your day job”

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

Sources indicate that China has been supplying Hamas with the latest sike technology

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What flag is this

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago

What an absurd headline. He was clearly using the Fulton Recovery System to send them to Mother Base

[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago

There is a five-minute window every four years in which you are allowed to silently think critical thoughts about Democrats. No, we're not telling you when it is

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago
  • Dave the Diver
  • Most "bullet heaven" games (Vampire Survivors, Rogue Genesia, etc.)
  • Returnal (once your lizard brain can take over playing completely)
[–] [email protected] 59 points 9 months ago (4 children)

If you ask ten Americans to explain capitalism, nine will simply describe a market economy

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Letting my children learn about staying up until midnight on New Year's Eve is easily in my top ten life mistakes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Fuuuck, they just sent the same thing out again

If I ever get gunned down in a Sheetz, my one request is that you don’t ruin an entire state’s sleep over it

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Can't wait for constant non-optional alerts for every color of the rainbow

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

I'm posting as hard as I can, but the bike still isn't moving

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

finger-wag

The physics engine in this emoji is maxing out my laptop

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