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I have a list of posts I want to feel like making

I’m toiling away at the Acme Fur Storm next door, waiting to have my class consciousness awakened

Wyapp Eart

Spare the frames, spoil the animals

I think it’s calculated rather than weird. Demonizing hypothetical fursuit-wearing schoolchildren in a bill that will never become law is free red meat for this ghoul to throw to his base

The only people who are hurt are marginalized kids who will feel even more rejected, but who could possibly care about that

I got into public service dreaming that one day, a grateful constituent would come up to me and say, “that was le epic troll, representative gentlesir”

2036: The University of Oklahoma cancels all of its IT courses

I like this, it's like a fun treat for people who read the post

Lemmygrad's still in the linked instances list: https://hexbear.net/instances

The Lemmy tubes (technical term) are probably just clogged from the earlier outage. I've switched over to using a Hexbear account here to avoid any federation wackiness

All retail employees are instructed to clock in and spend 9 hours doing whatever it feels like they should be doing

I’m the guy who writes all of the erotic Captain Crunch roleplay responses, AMA

It used to take whole teams of engineers to create software that was inscrutable to a human. Now you can merge some language models together overnight and have an exciting new unknowable thing!