goldteeth

For me it's more that youtube videos are a browser with an ad blocker activity.

That's either Hayao Miyazaki or Japanese Colonel Sanders, it can be hard to tell the difference sometimes

It's Denis Villeneuve but I'll be damned if that isn't the least Denis Villeneuve-lookin' picture of Denis Villeneuve I've ever seen

Might've even scuffed up the rocks, jerk.

I was under the impression it got a big hero moment in one of the new Jurassic World movies fighting some even scarier double-dog-T-rex but I'll be damned if I'm gonna take the time outta my day to watch the movies and find out.

You mean the one that staged an escape during a widespread power grid failure, leaving countless innocents to die while it disappeared to lavish in its tropical island paradise? Only to return, inexplicably, in the sequel, pretending all of a sudden to be the hero?

Nah, that doesn't sound like him at all!

Yeah but those don't usually go unsolved for 150 years and it seems very unlikely that any of the British historians involved in this project would be able to make enough meaningful changes to the American sociopolitical landscape to offer any help on that subject.

Ted Cruz can be more than one thing. Don't pigeonhole Ted Cruz.

What, just now?

I am serious, and don't call me bacteria.

I found The Terror fairly compelling. Two ships stuck in the Arctic, 150 cranky sailors, maybe a dozen that actually have lines, and one super fucked-up hellbeast trying to eat them.

honestly even just saying "shaped" is a bit of a stretch