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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

The last time my boyfriend heard "colder than a witch's tit" he reached over and touched my boob ans said, "Well they feel pretty warm to me so you need a better system of measurement."

I'm probably gonna marry him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I really want to do the Mediterranean diet but my foot is currently in a cast and I get my groceries done once a week and veggies around here straight up do not last.... so I'm struggling.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

I would unironically enjoy reading this. And satirical buying merchandise and putting a Je-Who fish on my car.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

Also as my quickest early game hat, the garbage can lid is chef's kiss.

"This metal will shield me from the sun!" - my ginger ass

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I love this. Nothing like standing in a field, cromching an unwashed veggie.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

A tree with a beard by any other name would be equally a beardy tree.

...the appropriation of that Shakespeare quote really tried to get away from me at the end there.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Dbzer0 is where I went and after seeing all the content I wasn't seeing because world had defederated, I'm really enjoying myself.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

My brain provided, unbidden, "What's in your pants?"

"A library card!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

It's stage diving, and then "stage surfing."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

I want to open it overseas! Export some actual American culture.

I also want to have special football nights where we put the game on and do snack food appetizers. Pigs in a blanket, a couple crackpots of little smokies, chips and dip. There's a big sign out front that says when we offer tea we mean southern style sweet tea, so please ask for unsweetened if that's what you want!

So many ways this could be done right.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Stoked to be part of the answering force!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Likewise, a 2022 behavioral economics paper published in The Information Society found the PSAs may, in fact, have increased piracy rates.

I believe this. It certainly reminded me how easy it is to pirate things and how stupid it is to be told not to.

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