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Let he, who is without a cum, cast the first load.

Good clean fun

I remembered the Macarena video and it warmed my heart

My girl made brownies. This is why I’m 20 pounds too heavy.

“Listen, the buck stops when they get in the way of my treats.”

Ya. You like touché?

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There you go

My wife is snoring and I can’t sleep. But I also can’t disturb her cuz she’s cute

Got my covid booster and the flu shot. My arms fucking hurt so much.

I went grocery shopping last night and didn’t buy eggs cuz I thought we had some. We don’t.

Now I have everything for a full breakfast except the eggs.