dumpster_dove

now there's a dude who takes his Brain Force pills

(I coulda swore we had an Immortan Joe Biden emoji, you'll just have to imagine it)

Do not, my friends, become addicted to natural gas

If there's a world news post about this I hope someone can go there there and tell them: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

I want my computer to make a funny plonk sound when I turn it on like the old Macs

TIL

Going Rambo Mode only to run out of mojo after 15 minutes and then dying to friendly fire.

Dudes rock.

I suppose I haven't been paying enough attention to the ICJ case, but why did the Israelis even bother showing up? Previously, they and the US have always deflected that they don't recognize the court's authority and therefore they can't be prosecuted.

If, moreover, you, or your officials, have any evidence that the prosecution is, as you alleged, “politically motivated,” or that Mr Lai is being prosecuted “in an attempt to silence and discredit him,” this should be handed over as soon as possible to Robertsons, Mr Lai’s solicitors. If such evidence exists, it would be invaluable to his defense team, and must be disclosed. It would enable the team to apply to the judges to stay the proceedings against him, on the basis of abuse of process. If, however, you have no such evidence, the allegations should be retracted, and the sooner the better.

Such a polite way of saying "you're full of shit"

Noooo don't destroy Reason-Penguin!

boss likes to quarrel

owo whats this?

I'm gonna fill that barrel with piss