WastingCommentSpace

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Humanity will know it's place within 30 years. In the ground. It will have placed itself there. As the surface becomes uninhabitable humanity will slowly become mole-people. And begin to resemble dwarves as well for some reason. Attaining unimaginable wealth they forge the rings of power because elves dont exist and then reconquer the land from pollution by kicking and punching it away using the rings of power.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Ah there we are. I was wondering where the mig 15 references were.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Its a sacrifice children must make. There is no other way.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Oh shit this is real? I thought i was at a movie theater in the front row and non-americans were all just sitting really far back.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 6 days ago

(you have replied to an experimental joke account thanks for your input)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You dont HAVE to. But it sure would help the world more.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Imma ride on top of the trolley like its a skateboard

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Maybe only if we know whether or not everyone is talking about the same shade of tan

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I dont have mental disorders. Im just a piece of shit :D

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If this shade of tan has never been named, are we sure its the same exact shade of tan that was originally used that we are talking about?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

They wont find out. Even when we are homeless we will gaslight ourselves into thinking we can be rich. Its all we americans know.

RUN. FLEE. ESCAPE THIS PLANET BEFORE WE CONSUME EVERYTHING.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

How did you think they invented pizza? They dont want you to know that the leaning tower of pizza isnt a joke. All the images online. FAKE. They dont allow outsiders near the massive cheese grater that they once used to make the worlds largest pizza in secret. A strategic advantage no other country has attained in the world stage when it comes to pizza.

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