ThefuzzyFurryComrade

https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-man-stabs-neighbor-machete-named-kindness-say-police/

That sounds about right. (YouTube)

Just because one is the size of a building does not make them immune to workplace hazards.

Beautiful.

Wait, do people actually use that unironically?

I found something today that should be able to fix the rest of the issue: https://www.maverish.com/what-is-privacy-screen-protector/

I saw it on the smartphone of the person next to me on the train, and even though they were right next to me I could not make out what was on their screen until they turned it to demonstrate the screen protector.

That is when you either get some help (Youtube), or commit a grave sin and pour what is left into a bowl.

There is also the risk that (like me) you will get crippling nausea after a few minutes in the headset... On the plus side the graphics I saw were not nearly convincing enough to induce the kind of response illustrated in the post.

Try RSS feeds, that way instead of some algorithm showing you nsfw posts at the worst possible time, you can do that safely from the comfort of your own terminal.

Alternatively, most sites allow you to blur NSFW posts.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-35751539

The original artist blames it on their attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, that is probably a good place to start.

Better safe then sorry.