ThefuzzyFurryComrade

“Man, my first few cookie trays are so bad, what do you do with yours?”

“Mine are fine because I let the oven preheat”

“That can’t be it, the oven takes so long!”

“Wow these are so flavorful! When I made them they were so bland!”

Then I can’t answer because she was bitching about how much salt they had in the original recipe lmfao.

I am speechless, would she not attempt at least a small batch with your recommended changes? Even as an experiment? And don't you prepare the ingredients while the oven heats up?

Also image source (furaffinity)

what you said is true yet it is not an absolute truth.

Almost like I was using hyperbole for comedic effect...

That's a shame. Well, better luck next time.

I like this version better.

Looks great as it is.

Best of luck for your next relationship.

"I can walk at 6km/h, I hope that you can fly at least a little faster"

Obligitory (YouTube)

Absolutely beautiful work. [Clarification: second line is referring to your work here]

Cooking is more of an art then a science, it is fine to have "Happy little accidents" as it can still turn out fine.

Baking on the other hand is a science forged in the flames of hundreds of ruined experiments. Deviation from the ironclad formulas of old requires extensive knowledge of how each change will effect the overall product.

Was it good?

> Doesn't signal for help or seem outwardly distressed.

"Why is nobody helping me?"

Try taking some melatonin to go to sleep before 22:00, that generally does wonders for the physical aspect, as for the existential dread.... well, best I can do is some memes.

Have a look around...