SuperNovaCouchGuy2

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

Based.

"Whats your body count?"

"My gunpowder stocks have fallen, billions of creepers must die."

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh yeah fuckface? Well my name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Awful, tragic news, I'm very fucking upset...that the bastard died at a ripe old age in his comfortable home and not in the cold, mossy floor of a solitary confinement cell in a Minecraft end portal dungeon being eaten alive by the rats. Least he deserves for his crimes against humanity.

Oh well they should make today a public holiday.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Alas, it is none other than Lord Commander St. Bhagavan Shree Matt Christman (SWT) awaits at the end...

large-adult-son

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

Exactly, liberals all around the world live together in the realm of la la land.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

My apologies I didnt mean to imply animosity towards you for supposedly being a fan, I just can't stand the fucker, should've been clearer.

What other shorthand is useful to describe bloodless liberal ghouls in a pejorative way?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (10 children)

Can you guys like at least use your magic to replace fr*nch fries with latkes? They're a superior culinary experience

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago (9 children)

JJ McCucklough is a stupid Canuck fuck who runs his soy mouth on issues beyond his depth with all the arrogance that a centrist liberal worldview can explain and solve everything.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

LETS FUCKING GOO NEW CHAPTER DROPPED!!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

in this context, antisemetism = supporting Palestine, because dont you know that arabs are inherently violent savages whose very existence is a threat?

 

Hi everyone, if I may I would like to ask a question about possible progressive interpretations of the events during the beginning of Genesis?

I am confused as to why God was angry enough at Adam and Eve for eating the fruit of the tree of knowledge and gaining knowledge of good and evil to sentence them to lives of suffering? It seems really unfair to me on a surface level so I am curious as to what this means in the context of Christian history and struggle against the romans, for instance.

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