StellarTabi

my brain deleted all my archives of playing gameboys (or those weird plastic single-game things), carrying an analog book to IRL read when not home, begging my mom to let me goto the rollerrink, the tall man in the forest, reading MAGAzines, huddling a 22" for the latest episode of whatever weekly shitcom, the phone cable not being long enough to chat outside the kitchen, pogs was before my time but I definitely would have dated a diamond league pog champion, finding a quarter and buying a soda with it, teachers doing nothing about that little shit jeff yanking my hair, doodling in a notebook made from treepulp.

also there's an army of karma farming repost bots that use these usernames.

yes, but for the opposite reason

lmao dude so rural he doesn't even know cities are so big they have multiple exits per mile.

I wish they'd fix this.

IDF: anybody seen our truckload of soldier cum?

Me:

IDF:

you can play video games outside

no, that's my favorite cooking location, no boys allowed

Chinese internet about to be some Marxist utopia meanwhile my inbox has more temu referral codes than genitals

I don't think lemmy is capable of long-form text (multiple pages).