is at least 120,000 square kilometers smaller, has an economy half the size of the Gauteng province (as opposed to just slightly less than), up to its eyeballs in debt and it's infrastructure sold off to private entities for a back-alley handjob.
As for ZelensKKKy himself... probably goes into exile to Estonia to drink all the cheap vodka like a wildebeest in the safari.
literally minecraft tnt'd, lmfao
Nothing that most of us already haven't heard yet, but a short recap:
The Crackersphere wasted no time lashing out at South Africa, Shitrael becomes even more unhinged and genocidal, some Hitlerite in Germany literally does the "akshually" in verbatim support of collective punishment, people in the "honky enclave" of Sandton are whingeing over Cricket South Africa rescinding Teeger's title as captain and "bringing politics" - a 70-year old white supremacist dogwhistle that's really become popular in the last 10 years and some pro-Isisraeli individuals (both in and out of South Africa) have begun to openly call to turn Gauteng into the next Gaza. Note I said "individuals" and not any heads of state but we probably are not too far off until someone tweaked out, appears on camera for SAJR or The Jerusalem Post, then claims that the Hamas Superfortress is hidden right below the insert name of any major university/hospital/apartment tower in Johannesburg with the "tunnels" being hastily added in with After Effects.
Apparently Indonesia is looking to also sue Shitrael with South Africa simultaneously seeking to bring both the US and UKKK by the throat before the court too. Meanwhile, the confirmed body count has exceeded 25,000 and there is no longer any universities in Gaza, with the communications again blacked out for over a week. In the northern half, the medical systems have shutdown completely.
Buuuut 
has stated verbatim that it isn't a genocide and the victims deserve it. 
unsurprisingly are on board too. Even the singular cool EU member Ireland, it's ruling party suddenly got cold feet when they realized that South Africa was indeed, pursuing the ICJ case without hesitation.
Primary sources: Anadolu Agency and The New Arab
BRRAAAAAT BRRRAAAAAAT
David Teeger also got removed as captain of the South African cricket team for "honouring" Shitraeli soldiers on their way to do genocide.
Clearly a skill issue, gf n00blet sit kid lmao 
Oh now there are articles emerging of South Africa considering legal proceeedings against 
as well: https://www.newarab.com/news/s-africa-lawyers-plan-gaza-war-crimes-case-against-us-uk
God I wish someone would initiate legal proceedings against the SAZF and the SAJBD
At least whatever the outcome of the ICJ suit, South Africa has single-handedly managed to the entire "international rules-based order", lmao. Also Namibia took a hard Scheiße right into 's mouth with a stern rebuke of a genocide that they perpetrated at the start of the 20th century.
Also I see claims cropping up online about South Africa again going to deliver some dick to the US at the Hague (though I've found nothing to verify those claims). There's certainly enough new material for another court hearing. I do wonder why the South African representatives in the court had not brought up known targeted killings of South Africans.
I unfortunately had work and no time to fill out the "South Africa is Hamas" BINGO sheet. I did at least go to work like a gangsta, all decked out in 
with the Palestinian and South African desk flags stuck between my keffiyeh
sounds of nervous shuffling of papers by the Isisraeli representatives. also Death to America
born near Fort Dicks
Doin' a bit of 
I only listened to 5 seconds, which pretty much went "the African state is denying Shitrael the right to defend itself. Also Hamas this, Hamas that. Also also the UJ-AKP is actually the Hamas superfortress of doom".
Very interesting indeed that they said "the African state" instead of mentioning South Africa by name
I had a dream yesterday that the EFF took power and South Africa immediately supplied Hamas with all manner of armaments so they could do some sickass Halo MLG quickscopes like on XBOX Live with NTW-20 14.5x114mm AMRs.
Can already close 2 of the top buttons/clips and can more easily put it on and take it off woop woop. At least once I shave off another 10 to 20, I'll likely be able to actually wear it.
(Though probably I'd have to have moved back to South Africa if I want to wear this in public without getting arrested or put on Myrotvorets)
Steamboat Willie flying an Airbus A380 into the IDF headquarters