SchillMenaker

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

WHERE THE HELL IS THE PARLIAMENTARIAN???

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just look at Israel. The Democratic party Hulked the fuck out, closed ranks, and absolutely shattered any and all opposition to the genocide. They are more than capable of exercising massive political power but for some reason they only ever do it for terrible things and never for "that great thing that they weawwy weawwy want if it wasn't for those mean ol' Republicans."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Brace's mind and voice but it can make its own Brace noise whenever it wants and can't be charged with making actionable threats since it's not a person. The ultimate evolution.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (5 children)

This is so fucking stupid. I hate this so much. Unless they can give her Liz Franczak's voice and get her to talk about her opinions on blind items. Then I'm 100% in.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 11 months ago

They were fortunately able to extract enough cum from his mattress and laundry bin to repopulate the entire Israeli state.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I mean the alternative is the literal and guaranteed disruption of the planet's ability to sustain human civilization. It would be nice if we could magic up enough energy to meet society's demands or return to monke without hundreds of millions starving to death, but that's not a real option.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I think that the US is going to really really want Israel to not do a ground invasion of Lebanon but also that the time of the US "letting" and "not letting" its proxies do things is a distant memory.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago

I can't express with words how much I love this post.

My younger brother is a lifelong conservative and I'm always trying to chip away at his ideology. I think that the most impactful thing I've ever said to him to get him to question capitalism's organization of labor and resources was something along the lines of "We have incredible modern technology that has almost unlimited capacity to change the way that people live and function in the world, and the people who are the most skilled and educated in developing that technology are spending 100% of their time trying to serve you slightly more relevant banner ads.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 11 months ago (7 children)

What a shitty chart, why did they only give respondents one answer to choose between?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago

Are those the three genders Biden was talking about?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Counterpoint: Harry grows up to be a cop

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