Riffraffintheroom

I don’t think they’re self harming. I read them and all I can see is “please please please please please please like me” with a little “lol jk” to make it go down an easier.

When they bother to show up and speak up it is mildly amusing. Otherwise you just look like a sycophantic dweeb.

They’re dumber than they used to be, right?

That skinny kid’s dick and pussy monologue was the worst thing I’ve ever seen. The idea that anyone, let alone a woman in her 30s, would find it sexy insults my intelligence. It made me hate sex.

This would be cool if a person made it

Believing a ghost that I can’t see has superpowers makes more sense than believing that my kitchen table, which I can see, has superpowers. The invisibility is part of the superpowers. Why would my table be alive and have powers and just fucking sit there?

That’s really neat.

My girlfriend asks if I’m chatting with my leftist internet friends

You so rarely see this flavour of cringe-posting anymore when it used to be like a tenth of the internet. I kind of miss it.

Looks like I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream but with a dolphin.

I was gonna say this feels like it would be antiquated even in 2010

I just tell myself that I can’t cure stupid. Even if I were to drag them, kicking and screaming, out of ignorance on this one given topic they’d just toddle off and be fucking stupid about something else.