RedditRefugee69

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah I think that’d ruin the comedic timing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Or climb the cuttthroat bureaucratic ladder until you can retire at 20 years for healthcare and half pay!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Then you can be poor with ✨HEALTHCARE✨

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Constipated syrian for sure

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

And loved 😊

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I honestly think the label helps him. He obviously can’t read. But you can. And your body language and tone of voice from the positive label will make Philby excited about it too

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

::Windows startup noise::

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Unsolicited fun fact: you can test whether a berry is poisonous by first rubbing it on your skin, if there’s no reaction, rub it on the outside your face. Nothing? Rub it on your lips. Then eat a tiny bit. Then eat more!

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