QuantumSparkles

Maybe I should mention that I already have a keyboard, mouse, monitor, etc, so I’m just talking about the actual pc and pc only

photos from work that I can use as evidence

I’d prefer it if the cows petted me and watched me get milked

Is that the fucking mummy

Is pushed from bridge “ROBOTOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”

His speech can’t be real. No one is actually that self-unaware. It sounds like a 14yr old edgleord from 4chan who legitimately believes he is the smartest person in the room

CAUSE WE ARE THE CRYSTAL TEENS

So don’t lick it then?

Finally an animated series made for both halves of my brain

Both are named for a mythological creature that bears very little resemblance to the real animal

I see what the writer is saying for sure but I’ll be honest and say Spider-Man wasn’t the best choice of superhero to try to make this point

God I remember seeing this posted on Reddit by the woman right after it happened and being shocked it didnt have more views. She told a few stories as well. It was… shocking