When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.
ProfessorChaos
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From a post on Mastodon comparing privacy policies. Meta gonna pillage the village.
https://mastodon.social/@llebrun/110664586216685040
There seems to be an inverse relationship between military ability and hat size.
Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers.
Henry Rollins must be stoked.
Do you enjoy slip 'n slides but wished they were more rug burny? Your long wait is finally over.
Jesus. What a story.
Nice read. For those interested, at the end it's mentioned that the article was excerpted from the author's recent book, "Stolen Focus: Why you can't pay attention".
The ole Moscow trampoline. Kids love em.
Huh, a conservative trying to downplay voting in favor of an oligarchy. Well I never.
Hello, is this 999?
No, this is 3.
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Only three Gorges? Is Warren G. Harding gonna have to regulate you upside yo Teapot Dome?
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Okay so the G. stands for Gamaliel.