Some people will do anything for money
PowerGloveSoBad
From a leaked 2016 recording while this righteous asshole was Speaker:
McCarthy: "There’s two people I think Putin pays: Rohrabacher and Trump. Swear to God."
Ryan: "This is an off-the-record. No leaks, alright?"
McCarthy: "Alright."
Ryan: "This is how we know we’re a real family here."
https://www.washingtonpost.com/515f6f8a-3aff-11e7-8854-21f359183e8c_story.html
God, I am so sick of these fox news links on my feed
AaaaAAAAAaaaAHHHhhhh the French
E N H A N C E
Person: "Why should that make such a... difference?"
Bear: "Well, you see, you use different moves when you're fighting half a dozen people than when you only have to be worried about... one."
Girl: "And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it."
Cat: "WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why."
If we are using ghost peppers to figure out a way to communicate, we can probably save some time and just interpret whatever response they give as "please kill me, you sadistic assholes" and land pretty close
Jesus, they all look so terrified