Poofluencers

Wow! That’s totally a filter. What a slimy liar.

This! The way Sarah was holding her lips, licking them, doing everything but letting them sit naturally. What a life!

All the influencers are going to the fairs and craft markets this Fall, it must be on their list of content to create for Shine. Trying to balance out their image and all the fast fashion. So manipulative!

All these things!! I’ll add in the way she shared Alicia’s post about going on Dreams Take Flight that DTF reshared…does Sarah even do her big career job at all anymore?! A reshare is so half assed. They both need to be kicked off that plane.

She is so clueless to what most people’s lives and responsibilities are. I don’t think that’s because she’s now a wealthy influencer I think she was always a narcissist who somehow made everyone serve her. Every statement from her like this is really bragging!

Sarah never actually takes care of L so of course she didn’t think to grab a little pair of pants. What mom doesn’t know that most kids would get really uncomfortable being on the beach in a tulle underskirt. Or little L didn’t want to get her new dress dirty. But Sarah is only ever focused on herself.

Yeah, this season will be a test for her for sure. It’s like when she realized her new PMDD content didn’t actually work with her need to constantly travel and go to events to escape her dull self. When she realized PMDD meant she had to fake it once a month she dropped it.

She’s slimmer, I believe that. She wants to be and she wants people to notice and comment. Like her recent belt wearing…it’s a “but guys, my pants won’t stay up anymore”. I don’t care what size she is but she sure does - there is not one ounce of body positivity in that woman.

I’ve always thought her jewelry looks cheap. She’d call it styling but she’s trying to look like money.

Yep, a follower will see it and drive 5hrs to bring her a goose her mom had in the 80s.

I mentioned up above that Briony has the giant skeleton. I’m sure Sarah was having lawn ornament envy and had to do it better than her bestie!

Briony made a cool video with her giant skeleton so Sarah was feeling the envy - I bet this is why the lawn ornament was obsessively on her brain yesterday when she was thrifting. She is such a jealous empty person.