NuWuX

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

When I was but a youth, my mother used to regale me with this bit of wisdom: "Profanity is the result of a weak mind attempting to express itself forcefully."

Sometimes I'll reflect on this and think, "God damn, that bitch was a dumb fuckin' cunt if I ever met one!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm 25.45 Big Macs tall.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Anon is tartar.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well yes of course, how else are they going to get the armor to stand up? /s

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shaved rule (sh.itjust.works)
 
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Humans are animals too. So, it's somewhat ironic that you've got a stylized exposed human skull as a profile picture.

Yes, I know it's from Diablo 2; great game!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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TTB Rule (sh.itjust.works)
 
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Aww, man, I thought it was ALL pus... Well, maybe a pus and mucus mixture, but that's disappointing. ☹️

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Sounds like something a soyboy would say.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The beak is too dangerous; pull up, pull up!

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 month ago

">nearly burst into treats upon entering their miasma"

Nice try, piñata person, I bet you thought nobody would notice?

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