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Biden desperately trying to dial Bibi's number on the nuclear football

Here's what my ship would look like if it was Russian or Chinese:

imagining that amber has actually been on every episode for the last three years but has just been meticulously edited out every time for some reason

He should be released, given a naval gunboat and a letter of marque, and sent to capture Mærsk vessels until they start paying taxes

I'm assuming that this is poking fun at radlibs cosplaying as marxists while only advocating mild reforms in actuality (Jacobin etc.) I doubt Weinersmith knows any actual ML's.

I have credible sources telling me this was intercepted from high-level military communications: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT6kblEmGGc

What, you've never heard of Engels-Leninism?

"If you don't like bankers, why don't we just nationalize the banks then?"

"Oh.. oh no, I meant (((((((bankers))))))))"

"I see..."

DPRK can't afford soundwaves

The seven atheistically ordained high priests of Marxism huddle around the sacred texts. Only seven scrolls left, containing the sum total of their knowledge. One of the faceless grey men reaches out to unfurl a weathered papyrus scroll, as to refresh his fading memory of one of the True Precepts. As he tenderly teases it apart, the forces of time prove too much and the paper crumbles into dust, gently blowing away on the wind like smoke.

The Labor Theory of Value is no more.

The seven robed figures let out a wail, dissonant and useless.

Kapital Vol. 7: Karl Marx and the Deathly Hallows is a banger