Lucien

There was a campaign in the 2000s to get rid of the now-superfluous www subdomain called "no www", and you could get a fancy badge for your site if it validated.

I do the same; I can never decide on one so I just rotate them out every few minutes

You've reinvented blade servers

Damn I haven't even had a screensaver in probably more than a decade

We'll finally catch the bastard that killed Steve Irwin

Get out your seat and jump around

"when you go far enough left, you get your guns back"

It's a common test for general eye health. It's really not about wearing glasses, it's just something eye doctors do to make sure you stay healthy.

The Shaq Fu video game, goddamn, what a waste of effort

This is headcanon now

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