Bro how are you real, how are you like a real guy who had this reaction, unprompted and without anyone asking you to respond, just so you could be racist when faced with evidence that the United States gleefully armed Nazi Banderites and caused yet another insanely big and sad crisis in Eastern Europe leading to untold needless deaths. How.
Edit: Do you like genuinely believe his name was Ivan or that he was Russian? Like, what? Are you just using a very common Russian name as an insult or were you like "this could be his name, I might own him with this one". Like, how can you not type that out without pause and wondering if that's a really weird thing to post. What, if I start talking about how the Zionist project in the Levant is committing a genocide are you gonna start calling me Muhammad?
Nope, my nieces still go, Charles E Cheese still runs a very successful establishment with some fucked up broken ass animatronics