Hextic

Yo it's the wheat machine gonna plow the field without being seen

Have you ever seen a farmer get down?

PlayStation 2 had three GTAs (5 if you count the PSP stories ports).

GTA5 had three PlayStations.

I had the X360 version. 500-somethingP resolution and 25-30 fps. It was playable fwiw

And yet, no Linux version.

(Yes I know Proton works but the damn refrigerator got a port before Linux)

This is true. We all shat in outhouses til Duke Nukem 3D invented the toilet.

(Actually kinda curious what the oldest video game toilet is. This is as far back as I can think unless some old point n click game)

Move aside

Don't worry AI will just generate the evidence now.