Goblin

joined 3 years ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

I might of severed some family ties by gooning at a funeral. The priest was shaking that censer some kind of way...

Anyways, mission failed. But don't let the haters or family get you down, just have to get back up to goon another day #goonlyfe

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

Now that he says it, this is the exact reason I prefer the company of woman. Most men I got a 5% of killing them before they twist me like a twig. With woman, it's more like a 20/80 shot I live another day. Hard to argue with the math.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

We'll need patriots like you on the front lines, adventurism just incapacitates our bench strength.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (4 children)

the mods want to kill us

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Hey everybody look, it's light mode Andy! GETTEM jerma-finger

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Genshin also has that ponyo-ass fucker who never stops yappin. It's why I prefer Honkai star rail, they lock their gremlin mascot character in the shame train and it does jack shit

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Interesting how the site went down after my last comment. Hit them where it hurts. Topple the azure idol. Mods are getting sloppy

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

You can only flaunt your power for so long. People are waking up all across the world. Mods day of reckoning is coming sooner than you think

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I mumble a fuck ton, have a dentalized lisp and have a deep voice, winning combo of people asking me 'what?' 3-4 times. Forget talking in loud spaces, I can't project for shit.

Not a lot makes me feel bad but this shit gets to me sometimes. Got no advice but solidarity sister

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

One less mod kirby-dance

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