FourteenEyes

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

owl personhood erasure is not a good look bro

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Fascism didn't exist yet

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It involves the construction and maintenance of a robust Swoletariat goku-halal

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

I am white. I come from the Pale tequila-sunset

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well it sounds like the having hair thing will take care of itself

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Well of course, they're getting so much use out of the IP

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (4 children)

None of it trumps genetics

Invest in hats

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

The utter fucking insanity of saying "your problem is you're looking for a living space intended to house 2 people with only 2 incomes"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (5 children)

That's actually counter-argument to the absurd notion that the reason there's so many homeless in the US is a lack of housing

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

Bad censorship: sexualization of a minor

Good censorship: gay people existing at all

[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Or you could like develop a hobby or spend time with your family idk

[–] [email protected] 60 points 9 months ago (10 children)

Everyone who thinks this is a bad take needs to remember what home cooking was like for white people in the 1950s

 

I'm pretty sure this guy is the same kid in this video, nine years later: https://youtu.be/FYlWrI9C-pI?si=c5AsL2hp4Ibvpb2j

Just look at that smile and the way he flicks his wrist and tell me it's not him

 

todd

 

they're coming out my butt, folks

the farts that is

 

personally I think genitals are pretty neat

what do you think of genitals

 
 

True story

 

Dragonflies are, bar none, the most agile and skilled fliers in the animal kingdom. No other animal can fly forward with great speed, hover and turn in place, and most impressive of all, fly backwards. The muscles that control their wings are like pistons, incredibly strong, and they can independently control the angle of each wing. Their flight patterns are being heavily studied for use in designing drones, and were the explicit inspiration for the animation of the ornithopter wings in the new Dune adaptation.

Dragonfly nymphs spend their larval years underwater. And yes, I do mean years. They spend most of their lives in this juvenile, aquatic state, up to five years in some species, hunting mosquito larva, tadpoles, even small fish as they grow. They don't undergo a true metamorphosis; they moult, shedding their exoskeletons to grow, and eventually reach a point where they climb up out of the water onto a plant well above the surface, and moult one last time. Still clinging to their exuvia (shed exoskeleton) the imago pumps their wings full of heamolymph (bug blood) for the first and last time, spreading them out into the gloriously agile appendages that will carry them through their brief adulthood.

Adults will anywhere from a week to six months on average before they die, depending on species. They have incredible eyesight as well. Those gigantic peepers can see in nearly 360 degrees above and below it. And they see with precision. It used to be thought that insects had poor vision with their compound eyes; more recently it's been found by rapidly making each photoreceptor at the end of each lens go in and out of focus they can assemble a very sharp picture of the world, much as we put together a complete picture of our surroundings from constructed memory of all the spots that aren't the tiny area our pupils can actively focus on. The end result is that these guys can see pretty much everything happening around them in great detail, which they combine with their incredible flight abilities to snatch up and eat their prey directly out of the air.

Dragonflies can be fiercely territorial, protecting the best spots for finding mates and laying eggs. When it does come time to lay eggs, they usually lay them on plants that are directly on or even under water. The nymphs will hatch and start preying on whatever they can find and the whole thing starts again.

Dragonflies are beautiful creatures and it's mesmerizing to watch them fly. Keep an eye out if you're ever near a body of water. They're probably there, being magnificent.

 

My favorite part is when Zelda looked directly into the camera and said "Bazinga"

 

It's so terrible that I hear IGN is only going to give it a 8.1 out of 10 owl-pissed

 
 
 

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