Jokes aside, I do think Biden will win again if things are largely the same as they are now.
If the economy tanks, he'll be in trouble, but outside that I don't see any reason why he wouldn't beat the same opponent again. I just don't think there's enough anger against Biden to turn the tide. Everyone thought the Dems would get crushed in the midterms but actually did great, and inflation was arguably worse then.
Imagine Michael Myers or Jason, but the size of Ben Shapiro.