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The shutdown would not lift until...two weeks of less than 3,750 migrant encounters per day

: "It's the ultimate solution! The worse we make things for South/Central America the less responsibility we have to take for dealing with it! And not only that, it's means tested, so technically it's the migrant's fault when the border is permanently shut down, not ours."

lol, Who the hell is the "homage to the D.A.R.E. logo" hoodie supposed to appeal to?

: "Obviously that just means that we haven't done the ~~fascism~~ Libertarianism hard enough!"

"Watch as I use Facts and Logic to justify violating one of the 10 foundational commandments bestowed by God to "Western Civilization", to stop the evil Woke's from debasing God and westerncivilization."

"How do you expect them to have "issues" to list when the Biden-Harris administration has already solved all the problems and made everything as good as it can possibly be?"

Have an introversion implosion, lose communications, and settle irretrievably onto the nearest couch or ~~sea~~bed

To be sure, classical economists argue that blaming companies for trying to boost profits is like blaming the rain for falling—profit-seeking is their mission, and it was to be expected, if anything, from the unleashed pent-up demand that exploded as the economy reopened post-pandemic. But increasingly, mainstream as well as progressive economists are making the case that the prices just didn’t need to go up this much.

"Sure this obviously bad thing is obviously bad and will cause widespread suffering.

But!

It's inherent to the system and the system is good. The. System. Is. Good."

"Hey, you better shut up! You're giving away our entire anti-unionization playbook!"

Oh liberalism, the mindset in which "genocide is acceptable and desirable if it's good for 'business structures'" is not just a cynical and/or satirical comment

Blame increased risk from climate change and surging coastal property values

surging coastal property values

: "My house is on fire! What should we do?!"

Commie: "Spray water on it!"

Fascist: "Spray gasoline on it!"

: "Their plans are both equally simple. Clearly they both are wrong!"