Since all my local newspaper websites went pay-to-read, I walk two blocks to my local library and read the hard copies maybe once a week. There's only about one or three articles per week that aren't just USA Today internet drivel, so it's not like I'm sitting there for hours pouring through papers like a maniac, and how dare you picture me that way.
If you are a traveler, it is a good trick to pick up as many library cards as you can get your hands on. So many libraries are traveler friendly from old COVID policies and if you aren't working touristy towns, even pretty flimsy community connections can get you a card. "Oh I work for this practice in the community, can I-" and when your contract in that community ends, what, are you going to go turn in your library card? And let your community's ebook DRM go to waste? No 😜
Heyyyy you're right