Dryad

After loading in and getting basics like Wifi and fingerprint lock set up

Just as a general rule I'd advise against ever using biometrics to lock anything, especially your phone. Cops can legally force you to unlock your phone with biometrics but not with passwords.

Furbabies aren't real

Now c'mere and lemme rub that belly ... you know, if that's ok

Ok that works too, ace couple non-sexually cuddling

Given te fact that this young man has literally never fucked

Given the fact that Link's house in Hateno is now referred to as Zelda's house in TotK and there's still only one bed, they were definitely fucking.

Also men and women from throughout the world are constantly hitting on him in both. Either its a world where bi/homosexuality is considered normal and uncontroversial or Link is just canonically the hottest man in Hyrule and the average guy is just willing to risk facing homophobia for a shot at banging him.

None of this even takes interpreting, this is all surface level lol

I kind of like that she exists. She's part of the world's deep lore now. Imagine reading in a sci-fi story that there's a super high-tech anti-hacker measure and only 2 super-mega-hackers certified by Hackerman himself or whatever are able to get through it.

And one of them is this fucking person.

Idk I just think it's magical

I shot first. I would do it again :brace-cowboy:

Pretty much the first thing that happens in chapter 1 of original dragon ball when goku is a little kid is he gets shot by Bulma and it, uh, kinda stings. It's not really high power level, it's anything above absolutely pathetic power level. By dragon ball logic, basically every decent martial artist in the real world should be bullet proof lol

It's not a qanon conspiracy theory it's just true lol

1,234 episodes

Fuck you lmao how dare they pull this shit

How many uninspired trash episodes did they have to pump out to get to the funny number

I guess that doesn't count for me because that's a literal video game and not even technically an isekai. Video games should have video game mechanics lol

I feel like this particular problem is Konosuba's fault. It just got really popular as a video game isekai and any anime that becomes popular defines its genre for the next decade or so.