Dragonstaff

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When I look at the "pro Trump side" I see made up nonsense and impossible conspiracy theories. When I look at the anti Trump side I see videos of Trump talking.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The video on cancel looks like QVC. The "Trump Combat Knife" and banner promoting patriotaddictdeals.com just sum up the Republican party so well.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I go to Rallies with presidential candidates to listen to music and form my political opinions by listening to DJs.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Yes. It's largely propagated by idiot gurus who charge other idiots to learn the magic incantations that are supposed to get them around laws.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Perhaps "nobody" is slight exaggeration. But I guarantee that more people would buy Girl Scout cookies for $5 than a mystery box for $200.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How little empathy can a human being have?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

Nobody snatches defeat from the jaws of victory like a Democrat.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Nobody just gives away $200, and buying a "mystery box" from an anonymous stranger is the same thing.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Biden could have decided not to run at any point. Many people were calling for him not to run and he didn't suddenly become an 80 year old.

Biden waited until after the primaries to step down. I'm glad he's gone, but "she was the only choice" because of Biden's choice.

You can't tell progressives "Vote in the primaries!" when you don't even hold primaries.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

6,000 crickets released directly in the audience. (I hope from multiple points.) This is glorious. 😁

Maybe you don't mind if a cricket jumps on you. I'd shudder and shake it off, demonstrating my lack of courage and dexterity. A lot of people will scream, jump around, or run.

Picture these assholes attending their favorite panel at TransphobiaCon. A cricket jumps on someone, she brushes it away in disgust. Another just feels something caught in her hair. She bats at it, looks into it's beady, insectoid eyes and screams. More screams. The Transphobe in Charge can't hold the audience's attention.

There is some sort of insect infestation. Are they harmful? They don't know. But they have to cancel their homophobia speech because nobody wants to sit in a room with thousands of crickets.

This is straight out of an 80's movie and I am here for it!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

100% the first one, but absolutely hilarious in any case.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago

That looks so much like a scam. Granted, the line is paper thin.

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