Cyanity

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

weevil weevil rock you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

assumption is the mother of all fuck ups

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

if i'm reading this right, he fucked everything and sucked everybody

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

this was such a great setup, but in the end it fell flat because i don't know anything about superbowl or detroit, can someone explain?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

it's just a different way of saying "i like to choke on long toes"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Me and the buoys chilling in the sea.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

If only Steam mobile apps weren't so goddamn awful, you might have had a point.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

No, but they've been known to shit in the liquor tent. If I remember correctly.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (5 children)

No, that's a "man"

A manc is a practical joke or a mischievous act.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Citizens' United Military makes for a nice acronym

[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Replace:

X - Earth is round Y - Earth is flat

and read again. Some Y people probably started existing this way, because other Y people didn't reject them even though Y makes no sense and wasn't proven.

... but idk i could be wrong

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