Ack

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I’m not from the states, why is the “The” important?

[–] [email protected] 60 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Later the rogue was eaten by a gazebo. :)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

That was great. :)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Travis, get your gun!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I’m not sure but maybe it’s “talk or we’ll let the lion eat you”.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

If it’s to your benefit, say nothing. But if it nerfs something you use then you have a duty to fix their mistake! Those national defence people will understand.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

He's going to need to be in a wheelchair

He’s never liked exercise, just like many of his fellow Americans. Man of the people!

drooling

He’s got someone to wipe up the drool, that’s job creation!

and unable to talk

He’s the strong, silent type!

before anyone in the right concedes that there may be an issue.

I don’t know if this will happen, unless he loses too many elections (??) and they suddenly drop him like a sack of hammers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Ah! That’s the missing piece, thank you!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

I’m not sure, but I think the guy REALLY didn’t want to clean his fridge.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Wow, I can’t believe it’s been done!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The minigun would work for any police helicopters too!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That’s right! My mom does think I’m special!

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