Ack

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Okay, that does make more sense.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

She’s probably supposed to be raking the forest to prevent forest fires.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I read somewhere that he made a few million on them. It blew me away. It does not compute.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This just feels wrong to me. Sometimes I forget how old I am and then something like this happens.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh god damn it, you totally got me!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

They both went viral somewhat recently. I think that’s the joke, Burns is so old and out of touch he mixed them up.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I had the same thought. It should be:

Won a golf game and they didn’t see me cheat?

Or maybe:

Won a golf game and they were too intimidated to complain when they saw me cheat?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago

Brain worms: The gift that keeps on giving!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

“I have my own business! (MLM)”

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wow. That’s… I don’t even know. Funny? Sad? Ridiculous? Maybe all of the above.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 4 months ago (20 children)

I don’t get it, I assume it has something to do with the Trump assassination attempt. Did the secret service not look up a slope or something?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

That’s pretty funny, I never thought there’d be multiple universities using the state’s name!

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