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Taylor Swift has won the Superbowl! 🏈 There will be peace in Ukraine! There will be peace in Gaza! God bless the DNC! And GOD bless Taylor Swift! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²β€οΈβ€πŸ”₯

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[–] [email protected] 148 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I was playing the "take a shot everytime Swift endorses Biden" game. I am angrily sober...

[–] [email protected] 93 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Conspiracy theorists are hard at work trying to fit today’s events into an updated conspiracy theory that shows that her silence is actually part of the deep state plan.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

The number of "look at this happy woman enjoying herself" angry posts is just the best.

These sad fucks just telling on themselves as they rage at simple human joy.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I was looking forward to sneering at those but haven't seen any. Apparently I'm much better at creating a safe space away from the right wing loonies than I realized.

Edit: Ah, the secret is twitter. Of course. I see them now. lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I feel like twisting that word to describe those people: Conswiftory Theorists

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

I called it the Swiftiebowl and apparently someone did a meme about the next Madden game that it included Taylor Swift and people lost their minds.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

today’s events

whats going on

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

From another outsider:

  • I think Taylor Swift is ~~married~~ to a player of one of the teams competing for the superbowl.
  • She previously encouraged young people to vote (but not for whom), which would be bad for Republicans as they're unpopular with young people.
  • Right wing media cooked up a theory that the super bowl was fixed so the team of Taylor Swift's ~~husband~~ would win, resulting in Taylor Swift being called to the victory celebration where she then would endorse Joe Biden.

As far as I take it from this thread, the team actually won, but the endorsement didn't happen, confusing conspiracy nutters everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

They're not married, otherwise pretty good summary.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

Same. How disappointing.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 9 months ago

Phew, now she's able to let Biden win the election. Was a close one there for a minute.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Most of the camera shots I saw of the "crowds" were of Taylor Swift. (I saw one other person, maybe?) Whoo, boy! I bet that triggered some rednecks.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

The rednecks too busy getting triggered by Black Artists performing songs today, apparently... did anyone actually get pissed at Taylor Swift today?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

The narrative is still forming, but someone is going to find something to stick shortly. (Something, something, bud light, something, bad influence to children... etc.)

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

My headlines I'm seeing "stick" are complaints about Usher's halftime show and Andra Day singing Lift Every Voice and Sing.

But yeah, I see Taylor Swift stuff if I specifically search for it. But the anti-Black Artist thing seems to be the thing sticking. I dunno, lets see what happens tomorrow morning.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (3 children)

My memory is fuzzy, but haven't most of the halftime performers been black over the last several years?

It seems like an odd thing to complain about now.. whatever.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

After the kneeling / Black Lives Matters thing just a few years ago??

Nah man, racial politics have penetrated into Football. The adults want it to go away because its mildly embarrassing to the league. But there's a large group of racists who want to stir up anti-Black shit here.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Ah yeah, I forgot how bad kneeling was spun.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's interesting watching their narrative form. Often they don't have an opinion on a subject until Fox News tells them to.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Ah yes. Racists getting upset about the "Black National Anthem", painfully unaware that if they go to church, there's a good chance it's in their church hymnal.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

Drunk guy angry that woman drinks, more news at 6!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (9 children)

That’s bullshit they showed her like 5 times and plenty of other people

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

11 times during the game on the CBS feed, then a bunch of cuts after the trophy.

We were counting as part of our drinking game.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My, how times have changed. Back in my day, we just took a shot every time Madden said something super-obvious. My liver hated that guy.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

β€œIf we look over there, we’re going to see some FOOTBALL!”

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"Here's a guy who when he runs, he moves faster."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"At the end of the game the team with the most points on the board is going to win."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If you win the first half, and you win the second half, you win the game

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

When you stop the offensive line, they don't make any ground.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 9 months ago (7 children)

I’ve been waiting my entire life to see my team win a Super Bowl, and freaking Swifties get one their first season.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Ok, I'll give him that one. First time that whole "dark Brandon" meme hasn't been some cringe nonsense πŸ˜„

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

Dark Brandon isn't meant to be serious. It's meant to mock the Republicans who say, "Let's go Brandon" (meaning fuck you Biden) and it references the conspiracy theory that he's a devil-worshipping communist by referring to him as "dark."

Anytime you see Dark Brandon, it's the left mocking the extreme right for being idiots.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What's so special about that bowl? Is it dishwasher safe at least?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I wouldn’t have cared, but I ended up rooting for the Chiefs because it would piss off people I don’t like. Heh heh heh.

I started watching near the end of the 4th quarter, and it turned out to be a surprisingly good ending. It was anyone’s game, right up to the end, and only the second superbowl in history to go into overtime.

I generally don’t like football, so I watched it Live from Bikini Bottom on Nickelodeon.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (3 children)

My favorite part was when the 49s set a record for the longest FG in a Super Bowl, and then less than an hour later the Chiefs broke that record

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I am a proud leftist. I am also a football fan. I am also drunk. That said; fuck Travis Kelce as well as that turd man Patrick Mahomes. Ceasefire in Gaza now as well for the synapses in my brain on that WW3 timing

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