this post was submitted on 11 Feb 2024
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[–] [email protected] 104 points 11 months ago (3 children)

"I don't want to kill innocent people" is a perfectly acceptable response

[–] [email protected] 66 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I only want to kill innocent people

[–] [email protected] 78 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Far more likely to actually get you out of service

[–] [email protected] 54 points 11 months ago

And into the local PD

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I only want to kill my commanding officers who are forcing me to go there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Instant promotion to the top. Cant kill your co if you are the co

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bur won't get you out of it. They will just give you a non combat role

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago

Maybe say "I like throwing grenade backwards like bowling balls in wii sports?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Also conscientious objectors exist, even when conscripted through the draft they were relegated to non-combat roles, the same exists for the American military now, it takes all types of people to keep a war machine running.

[–] [email protected] 87 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"No I mean sexually. I find government-sponsored terrorism a real turn-off."

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"That's good! This war is actually sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legend, "

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

But to play it with privacy use Nord vpn.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Spying on you, before you even start working. Even more reasons to not sign...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean, if it is IG posts, then it is public information

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Only if it is a public IG post as OP didn't mention if the post was public or private.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago

Just say you can’t hear him. Pretend you’re deaf and they won’t send you to war

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Phil Ochs, brilliant!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Easy fix, just break your leg infront of him.