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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Well they don't make anything even remotely like my R55 Mini Clubman anymore so I'll probably be keeping it forever. That's my effort to save the environment!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I wish I had enough money to afford to buy a new car, I probably wouldn't do it because affordable would still mean living paycheck to paycheck. Not sure why I would want a second mortgage on something that depreciates that quickly.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Public figures should be held accountable for false statements.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

It's cute how they blame Rowan Atkinson, when we all know who's fault this really is... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkrcxLgHn-w

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Mr Bean made me buy a Morris Mini

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