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[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (4 children)

You can go here to see what it sounds like played on a more human time scale.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The preview gave it away, but I could sense that trap coming anyhow

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Admiral Ackbar over here

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

XcQ, link stays blue

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

fuck you people that replied to this message, I would have fallen for it if you hadn't decided to post your comments

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Link not working

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

Doom metal composers be like: "Too quick"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

I remember the last time the chord changed too!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

https://www.aslsp.org/das-projekt.html

This website has a listing of all changes in the piece from start to finish with dates and a recording for the chords that have already played!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We should broadcast it into space in the event that an alien lifeform that perceives time much slower than we do can make sense of it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Or an alien species on a similar timescale might pick it up and spend centuries debating the meaning. The changes would be big events. I'd love to be able to give others that kind of mystery.

Send a probe to proxima ceturai with some kind of tech to make the star itself pulse the signal so we can really broadcast it.

[–] catch22 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Look at all the people that actually came to witness this...🫤

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Who did you do today?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

What did you do today?