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[–] [email protected] 63 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

a a a a a a because I cant afford shit

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

username checkout

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Daft Punk gets harder, better, faster, stronger

[–] drew_belloc 61 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

I will hold you accountable to this

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Lord Farquiplier? Nice

[–] [email protected] 53 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Hey in my defense I did hand wash a spoon and a bowl so I could have cereal for dinner even though all the dishes were dirty, so it's not like household tasks don't get done.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I strongly prefer handwashing. I wash while I cook so it never (mentally) becomes a big scary task - I'm just indulging my perfectionism in washing a couple of things as an activity intermission... I guess it's like a cooking mini game.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In the interest of transparency, I feel compelled to disclose that I took the spoon and bowl out of the mostly-full dishwasher to hand wash. I have still not started the dishwasher (I already completed a household task today, you see).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Hey, I don't judge you. You needed a spoon and bowl and you got them - mission accomplished.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Would you do household chores to procrastinate from doing work?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I literally did that today. First I dumped the laundry on the couch, and then a few hours later I folded it and put it away

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I have a standing desk so I tend to sweep whenever I'm in a meeting.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Give me a couple of hours and i'll decide. Oops can't do both now haha!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Yep, it's laundry for me... or I just get stuck cleaning my entire bathroom once I start wiping off the water smudges on the faucet. 10 minutes later, it's been two hours and the work day's over!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Let’s not forget our lady Marijuana.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Parallel access to depressing memories and constant paranoia over the smallest things. How fun!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Sometime I don’t want to feel seen… 🫥

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

OP: 🔭👀

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Social media: the mortifying ordeal of being known, as a service.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This is all just about normalizing poor decisions, right?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Just A and C for me - I like to avoid vices. Thankyouverymuch.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Shit, 2 out of 3 isn't too bad.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

And none really produce the serotonin/dopamine, it just makes the nagging feeling disappear.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Eh, I'll just take an A today...

Ah, what the hell, I could eat. Let's do an A & C...

Weelllll, doing C is basically doing B too so....

I'll get an E. Same as always.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Finally tried B for the first time in ages, and now I'm in day twelve of Amazon fucking me around like spending gift cards is an unprecedented misuse. The first three rounds were 'please reply with proof these are real... sorry, this e-mail address doesn't accept replies.'

I'm still not 100% convinced it's not some obscenely clever scam.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Masturbation is always the answer.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I feel like lately it's not. I don't know, but there's no joy. It's not like I'm addicted. Maybe twice a week or so. But the excitement is gone

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Try asking someone else to do it for you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I broke me arms!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

E of course. Like everyday

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Shit. I've done everything but d. Pre-ordered ff 7 rebirth for 56 quid. Eat some nuggies cos I couldn't be fucked cooking and had wank this morning before lunchtime.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

F: Stumble upon this community by chance and not leave for X hours

(I'm not diagnosed... yet)

Edit: Also this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

All except D, C and B

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Ok but what if I already did all of E) 30 minutes after waking up ... What now? Gambling?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Since you're posting here, the answer is obvious.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

B and D and gym