this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2023
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Shitty Life Pro Tip

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

If your car horn doesn’t work just stick your head out the window and start screaming.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

This saves on horn fluid too. Genius.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

You could just rev the engine I guess.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The real pro tips are always in the comments

[–] xoggy 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

SLPT: Replace your headlights with infrared lights and an infrared camera on your dashboard so you don't blind approaching drivers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Fun fact: Strong infrared light still damages the eye even if you don't see it. As a bonus, the pupils may be fully dilated due to darkness and let even more IR light hit the innards.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It takes years to get good at that though. Keep trying!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

To add to this, you get more out of your horn mileage if you get in intervals, especially to your favorite rhythm. It's simply not a Saturday night without me driving blind on a winding road in the dark honking to Staying Alive.